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Honey, I'm Home

Written by Twain/Lange
(recorded by Shania Twain)

The car won't start It's Falling apart falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat Man, I hate that (hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn't get
worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress, I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

Bridge:

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Chorus:

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone Give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell
This job's a pain It's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

Oh, rub my neck will you

(Chorus)
I'm home, that feels much better

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